notahoe:

just another day of not being rich and famous

(Source: cyberho, via bullied)

  • House phone: *rings*
  • Me: nah

tom-spanks:

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

(via kellymademedothis)

deair:

finishing my cereal before it gets soggy is the most stressful thing in life

(via bullied)

rlymax:

hey pull my finger

*finger detaches*

see you in court asshole

(via bullied)

snapchatting:

i can’t believe your hips would just lie to me like that

(via unnthinking)

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